Maya | 18 | INFP | Taken. Now The King, The King, the King, The King is dead! But The Queen is alive
Watching: OUAT, SPN, and Adventure Time. Reading: Black Feather, Black Dawn - Volume One. Listening To: Lily Allen,and Halestorm.



I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

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if you buy me cute underwear i’ll model it for you

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Reblog if you want your followers to leave horrifically bad pickup lines in your askbox, anon or not



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fucking show-off

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Try and embarrass me or make me blush on anon or not idc



"God, I can’t believe that’s my shirt. Looks like a 5 year old got a hold of a sharpie and went nuts… but hey, at least I can count on you to make it look good, Blondie."


“I actually am as good as everyone else pretends to be, it’s scary.”



Don’t trust white boys named Hunter


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alexa bliss + instagram (part 1)

People need to not hate Eva because of her inexperience in the ring. It was WWE’s choice to bring her up to the main roster early and start putting her in matches. I heard that at a recent NXT taping, people were being so cruel, she ended up crying backstage. People need to stop being so hateful.”

deanlirium      ✿