I bought my friend an elephant for their room.
They said “Thank you.”
I said “Don’t mention it.”
Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?
Reblog if you want your followers to leave horrifically bad pickup lines in your askbox, anon or not
"God, I can’t believe that’s my shirt. Looks like a 5 year old got a hold of a sharpie and went nuts… but hey, at least I can count on you to make it look good, Blondie."
“I actually am as good as everyone else pretends to be, it’s scary.”
Don’t trust white boys named Hunter
“People need to not hate Eva because of her inexperience in the ring. It was WWE’s choice to bring her up to the main roster early and start putting her in matches. I heard that at a recent NXT taping, people were being so cruel, she ended up crying backstage. People need to stop being so hateful.”